Friday, April 03, 2009

Website fever

I’m helping my main banking client reposition and redesign their website at the moment. It’s a bit of a mess - tough to navigate, overcomplicated language and expression, has no metrics and is cumbersome to update with new information.

On top of that, we need to do it in two very different languages and cultures.

It’s a tough job, as the bank is pretty conservative in its views, so ideas on how they can really smash the industry here from a web perspective are often difficult to get through. In a Buddhist country, it looks like I’ll have to be content with ‘the middle way’. It’s part of my job I really enjoy, and I can see some good things coming for the client…eventually!

Anyway, I’ve been checking out what other companies are doing with their websites. In my web travels, I came across ad agency Leo Burnett’s website. I may be well behind the eightball on this one, but with its unique and intuitive pencil navigation, this site is very engaging and underlines pretty much exactly what they want to tell prospective clients (and brag to their competitors about)…“We’re cool, creative, energetic people who work on big brands”.

So simple, but creative agencies so often overcomplicate their creds docs, alienating and losing the confidence of potential clients with fluff!

Cool. Obviously not something I'll be looking to do for the bank!

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Bringing down the new maul law

Good news through about a rugby law that many readers of this blog won’t recognize, nor really give much of a ping ding.

For me, it’s great news – the rolling maul* looks like it will stay in its traditional form and won't be able to be pulled down. It takes skill and specialist pressure to build and sustain a well-formed maul, a team skill that should be rewarded. It also encourages more men to take up place in the set piece, opening up space out wide for the attacking side.

Read about it on the IRB's website here.


* Where players bind together in an impromptu fashion, keeping the ball above the ground and driving forward and around the opposition forward pack.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Can not

Clare and I were mooting a possible conversation she will likely be having as she goes to her bank to try and establish an internet banking account:

“Hello, I’m wondering if I could please register here for internet banking. I have all the relevant documentation and…”

“What? You want to be able to access your bank account online? CAN NOT.”

“Why?”

“CAN NOT” *smile*

“But it says on your website…”

“CAN NOT” *smile*

“But you’re the second-largest bank in Asia, you must be able to…”

“CAN NOT” *smile*

“But I thought being a multi-continental bank, with branches across the world, you’d have the technology to…”

“CAN NOT” *smile*

“Can you give any reasons for why…”

“CAN NOT” *smile*

“…or at least point me in the right direction?”

“CAN NOT” *smile*

My first international: The result

So Thailand has safely secured 61st position in the IRB world rankings, beating us 40-12 on Wednesday night. An enjoyable game, still feeling sore.

A report sent via email to my Dad earlier in the week...WARNING: tune out now if you're bored by rugby chat...

Ran all bloody night. Didn’t really feel like a game of rugby, spent a lot of time either in a scrum or defending. They were very good at turning over ball from our centres in the tackle (excellent back row), so I’d pop my head out of a dominant scrum, only to find the ball to be in their hands again!

Their backs we’re really good. Not big blokes, but amazing ball skills and ran some terrific broken play support angles. Also played a good territory game, so we tended to spend a lot of time in our own half.

Smashed their scrum, technically they were OK, but may not have the strength and size that we had. Their tighthead was not bad and was working a little angular curry, but my loosehead is pretty handy and we were able to split them a bit on their feed and win some ball as the game moved on.

Their lineout wasn’t too bad, a couple of uncharacteristically tall Thai blokes standing at 2 and 5, so made it a little tough with a slippery ball. I played OK, got a few good hits in, but didn’t play much forward stuff with so much defending to do.

Picture above - the team after the game.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

My first international

I'm playing against Thailand's national rugby side tonight.

They're preparing for their Asian 5-Nations tournament and 2011 Rugby World Cup qualifier matches to take place next month on the Arabian Gulf.

Thailand is currently sitting in 61st place in the IRB world rankings list. That means if (when) we beat them tonight, we can viably say that we can own the 61st position, snuggled right behind the rugby powerhouses of the Niue Islands (buggered if I know where they are) and Slovenia (aren’t they still practicing socialism??).

And I don’t think it would be too far-fetched to request the IRB organize some other internationals in the lead-up to the World Cup. England, for example, clearly look like they need some Southerners schooling.

I'm rabidly trying to get through today...itching to get onto the paddock and smash some Thai national blokes.

It will be an epic match!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Thun-der-cats


Thun-dercats!

"Thunder, thunder, thunder, Thundercats...HO!"

Thun-der-cats are, on the move
Thun-der-cats are loose!
Feel the magic, hear the roar,
Thun-der-cats are loose!

Thunder, thunder, thunder, thun-der-catsssss!
Thunder, thunder, thunder, thun-der-catsssss!
*Queue guitar riff*
Thunder, thunder, thunder, thun-der-catsssss!
Thunder, thunder, thunder, thun-der-catsssss!

"RRRrraaaaaaaaa"

*Whispered* Thundercats!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Porterhouse or Peking Duck?

An excellent article from this morning's SMH online.

Peter Hartcher discusses the diplomatic wrestling between the US and China and the influence their differing economic and political ideologies are having on their respective superpower statuses.

See it here: China flexes, and the US catches a chilly reminder

Friday, March 06, 2009

On a jet plane

Mobile blogging rocks. Not only am I able to blog from a bar at stupid o'clock in the morning (last night), but I can flick off a quick one before taking off on a jet plane back home!!

Could be an interesting trip - four kids under four to my right, a young man with a penchant for picking his nose on my direct left. I'm also mildly hung over after early morning bangkok drinking shenanigans with Karla and her beau James.

Can't wait to get home! Lets get this bus moving!! Woo!

With Karla

Karla just flew into Bangkok for a rock star tour.

This is a picture of her and an elephant at a street bar on Sukhumvit.

Classic moment. God I miss my friends...

Saturday, February 28, 2009

It's like Christmas

I've barely been able to sleep.

It's dawn now in Kanchanaburi, the morning of the big adventure race. I'm staying in a hut on the River Kwai and all night images have been turning over in my mind of scaling rock faces, downhill mountain biking and jungle running.

2hrs until start time...off to get up, shower and drink some more water...

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

I live in a fashion hub (3)

Classic Thailand hair-do.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Beached as, bru

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Happy birthday Clare!

We're currently having dinner at the Shangri La on the banks of the Chao Praya river celebrating Clare's 26th birthday!

This is a picture of Clare with one of the many delicious attractions - three skewered Chiang Mai strawberries draped in liquid chocolate from the restaurant's resident chocolate fountain!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I live in a fashion hub (2)

I am so connected right now.

This is my first ever mobile phone post, so I thought I would mark it with some high fashion I was able to capture in the city.

It seems 2009 is all about the spandex space dancer look...

Thursday, February 12, 2009

In training

I’m currently in training for a 5-6 hour adventure triathlon, just 2.5 weeks away from its painful reality.

The adventure race is happening on the 28th of February in the hills of Kanchanaburi Province about 2.5hrs NW of Bangkok and 1hr east of the Burmese border. I’ve visited the place a few times before – twice to commemorate the Aussie soldiers who worked there as POWs under the Japanese during WW2, and the other time to have a bit more of a look around at the national parks and nightlife with a mate from footy.

The race is basically a two-person team adventure with jungle running, cross-country cycling, kayaking, swimming events, as well as perhaps the odd muscle cramp.

My mate Brian and I are forming what could quite possibly be the slowest team on the circuit, and will race alongside a few other mates from my rugby club.

I can’t wait to get amongst it – see the website for it all here.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Cultural sensitivities (2)

A conversation with one of my heavily accented Thai colleagues as we walked back from lunch today:

Me: *Pointing to a street-side stall holder* "Wow...is that guy selling ice cream already? It's not even that hot yet."
Thai colleague (TC): "No, he is selling a type of Thai drink."
Me: Oh, right, what kind of drink?
TC: "Iced brain drinks"
Me: "Sorry??"
TC: "Iced brain drinks, like in plastic bags with straws"
Me: "Oh, right"

It wasn’t until I got back in the office that I realized she meant ‘Iced blend drinks’.

God bress Thai accents.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Giving 110%...

A funny little opinion piece from this morning's SMH Online about language and sport.

Click here.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Ever wondered how old you are?

Try this link:

http://www.timeanddate.com/date/duration.html

It basically work out how long it has been between two dates. I'm 9,219 days old and have been going out with Clare for a blissful 169,171,200 seconds.

Nerdy, yes. But brilliant if you're trying to work out how many days/minutes it’s been since you were married, been travelling, or your last alcoholic drink…

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The José way

One benefit of living over here is that when ‘western’ style events happen, it’s not too hard to get involved.

East Timor’s President José Ramos-Horta recently visited Bangkok as part of the International Peace Foundation’s ‘Bridges’ speaker program. The program is bringing some of the world’s most acute minds across the Asia-Pacific region to talk about world affairs under the umbrella of peace.

For twelve bucks I was able to roll out of bed on a Sunday morning, wipe the sleep from my eyes, and listen to Professor Ramos-Horta, the 1996 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate, speak at the Foreign Correspondent’s Club about all things peace and foreign affairs. Cool.

Professor Ramos-Horta is one incredibly intelligent bloke. He chatted off the cuff for a couple of hours on everything from microcredit schemes, what the Middle East needs to do to solve its troubles long-term, Iraq, Cuba & the US, Australia’s refugee policy, East Timorese civic and national development, maritime protection and border security in the Timor Sea.

What I found most interesting, alongside themes in my current reading of Bill Clinton’s ‘Presidential Years’, was what life was like as a national leader dealing daily with diplomacy at home and abroad. Admittedly, East Timor is miniscule when it comes to world super-powers, but its recent independence and proximity to the Muslim world has cast Ramos-Horta into the international spotlight.

His opinions:

Myanmar and Cuba
The US and EU should review their policies to impose sanctions on Myanmar and Cuba, with a view to generating peace in the long term. Apparently he has stated his case at the UN quite fervently on this. I don’t know enough about the issue to agree or disagree, however I don’t know if a full removal would be the best course of action in the two countries at this time. Interestingly, he’s also apparently good pals with Fidel and Raul Castro, stopping in on them recently when he visited in Cuba.

East Timor
Apparently things are doing well there, however for the bloke in charge of a country to say otherwise would be irresponsible. Apparently last month, the United Nations Department of Peacekeeping Operations reportedly warned in a report that East Timor is at "risk of anarchy" if its economic problems are not addressed. East Timor is also among the world's poorest nations, with unemployment at about 50 percent.

Amanda Vanstone
When preparing for his first dealing with the then Federal Minister, he was apparently surprised when he had heard from other people in the diplomatic world that she could be likened to an ‘older version of Kylie Minogue’!!

East Timorese Labour
An interesting argument for East Timorese labour to be placed in the Australian countryside on seasonal visas, arguing that it would solve problems for both countries. Could it also be creating more problems for Australia though?

Iraq
He didn’t fully endorse the military actions in Iraq and Afghanistan, however he did state that the dissolution of Saddam’s regime is a good thing. The silence from many liberal journalists in the Club was almost deafening. An interesting view from an advocate for peace, however perhaps he playing into UN politics here…

Israel and Palestine
A juicy few tangents of discussion. On democracy in Palestine, he said it was good that it is alive in the country, however Hamas must rethink their strategy if they are to responsibly care for the long-term good of its people.

On Israel, Professor Ramos-Horta said the Israelis should be a little more balanced and humane in their response to attacks on their country.

Can the tensions be resolved at this stage? Probably not, unless someone similar to Mahatma Ghandi or Nelson Mandela can step up from the Palestinian side. "Stop fighting violence with violence and engage Mahatma Gandhi's civil disobedience-style. [Palestinians] can paralyse the entire economy of Israel, and even get sympathy among Israeli people and millions around the world."

Australia’s refugee policy
He is most definitely not a fan, however he isn’t exactly shouting from the rooftops as he knows how much support Australia has, and does give to his country.

I also got a feeling he’s aiming up to head up the UN in the next elections to happen in 2012. Watch this space!

Rev. Jesse Jackson is coming to town in mid-April, so I’ll be looking forward to hearing what he’s got to say.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Big hits

I love this YouTube clip...

Thursday, January 15, 2009

I am a pig

At my last job working at a PR agency in Sydney, the 85% female workplace dominated conversation with topics ranging from the greatest ever Australian Idol moments, to some bloke called Max Factor and the benefits of fake tanning over sunbeds.

It’s a little different here in Bangers - my slightly more multicultural and sexually balanced workplace discusses issues spanning the best place to buy Asian jelly dessert portions, how to avoid the ghosts of the tsunami whilst on holiday and each person’s respective Chinese Zodiac animal, according to their birth year.

Apparently, I’m a pig. No doubt my sisters will have a field day with this.

"PIG: Pigs are tolerant and generous, virtuous and peaceful. They are well liked for their honesty and warm natures. They aim to find the best in people and allow others plenty of freedom of expression. They are often imbued with the energy of wealth and the support of others though they are not concerned with accumulating wealth. They can be content with modest means. They rarely criticise others and are not vengeful and thus have few enemies. The Pig accepts the existing richness of life and doesn't demand more. They enjoy simple and earthy pleasures. In relationships they give love and affection and trust that they will receive the same. They possess considerable determination and if they set their minds on something will pursue it and attain it. Good careers are in music, food, writing, social work, gardening and looking after others."

Years: 1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007.

I do find it hard to believe all of my contemporaries from 1983 can be homogenously classed into the above category, however with the Chinese set to take over the world midway through my generation, it’s probably best not to complain.

What are you? See here.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Christmas 2008

Clare and I spent Christmas and Boxing Day with a couple of friends down south this year, my first away from home. We chose Khao Lak, a town on the Western (Andaman) coast of Thailand, roughly 90 minutes north of Phuket. Khao Lak was the area worst hit area in Thailand by the 2004 Boxing Day tsunami, with water reaching 4km inland, hundreds of people dead, and years of tourist development lost.

Previously famed for diving, at Christmas the area still had a distinct lack of tourists, except for a busload of Frenchies bunking down at a French-themed resort down the road. Many hotels are still slowly being developed, as tourist dollars drip back into the area.

Despite no one really being there, we still had a killer time. We stayed at a pimping resort with two swim-up bars (yes, Angus and Willis, TWO). Unfortunately there was no strict dresscode for 65-year old German female bathers, so Clare and I copped quite a saggy eyeful.

The resort had a whole heap of stuff for hire including a windsurfer (my first time, great fun), bikes, table tennis etc. It was a relaxing antidote to a very stressful last couple of months at work.

Right: Clare relaxes by the pool...


Left: Our friends Kate and Clint exhalt after remembering they were on holiday with Clare and I.


Below: Batman's longtail boat. Note the boat's bow.

Friday, January 09, 2009

Looking sharp

It's important to have pride in your appearance - to look sharp, if you will.

The lady who washes and irons our clothes evidently understands this importance and ensures that even my boardshorts are properly presented.










Razor-sharp creases down the middle of my boardshorts

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

@ Work

Back at work now – a picture of my surrounds.


Note my fish Nit Noi, who has been residing here whilst I was on holidays. We also keep the blinds closed because a lot of the Thai staff here dislike direct sunlight due to excessive sun-tanning (which is quietly considered too agrarian and lower-class). As you can see, I need all the sun I can get.

Also of note is my tie, a Bt 100 number from Silom Rd, which a mate of mine Dave also purchased when visiting recently, keeping the cross-continental Bangkok tie-wearing dream alive.

You may also notice a new book on my desk I’m about to start reading, ‘The Diplomatic Dog of Barbados’ by Winfred Peppindink, delightfully sent to me for Christmas by another mate of mine, and literary connoisseur, Willis. It’s a tale of a diplomat's dog who makes good in the tough tropical sands of the Caribbean.

Just FYI.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

In 2008, I...

  • Went surfing at 6am on New Years Day at Manly Beach
  • Sold my queen-sized bed for $2 on eBay
  • Moved to Thailand
  • Holidayed in six different countries: with Angus, Clare and new mates in Thailand, Clare in Malaysia, Clare in Singapore, Em in the UAE, Myself in Cambodia, and the O’Connors & Bells in Australia
  • Went fishing with my old man and caught my first Bream in years
  • Wrote 72 blog posts
  • Caught 20-something flights
  • Got my first grey hair
  • Drove twice
  • Scored two tries in rugby
  • Broke four pairs of sunglasses
  • Gave my old employer six weeks leaving notice to be a good bloke and got screwed for four
  • Ate tarantula and flipped out
  • Ate BBQ’d prawns on the beach and loved it
  • Ate Som Tum (Spicy Thai green papaya salad) and hated it
  • Ate Chili crab in Singapore with Clare and made a mess
  • Was often addressed as “Herro, Massa’a” and heard “Skoomy sirrr, sexy DVD, ping-pong, you want??” at least 500 times
  • Started playing rugby again, and went alright
  • Started playing cricket again, and sucked!
  • Started wakeboarding, and was ‘stoked’
  • Started drinking ice with my beer
  • Played golf at some of Asia’s best courses
  • Went surfing with Clare on an artificial wave, also being filmed live in Malaysian travel show
  • Went caving in a Thai National Park
  • Was admitted to hospital for a total of 2% of my 2008
  • Was unemployed for a total of 34% of the year
  • Lost 10% of my body weight
  • Rode a mountain bike 24km across the Northern Thai countryside in 43 degree heat and vomited four times
  • Rode a scooter, an elephant, bamboo raft and a mechanical bull for the first time ever, but not at the same time
  • Lived for more than a month in four different places
  • Stopped living in the Moodie Street ‘Dog House’ with one of my best mates
  • Visited the middle east for the first time ever
  • Grew a strong affinity for ‘rice with egg’ or Khao Kai Dow, as they say in the business
  • Started using internet on my mobile
  • Probably didn’t keep in contact with my family and friends enough
  • Moved in with Clare
  • Helped prepare my Mum’s rose garden
  • Started paying for my laundry to be washed, dried, ironed and delivered, with the only drawback being that my boardshorts now have dweeby razor-sharp creases ironed down the middle
  • Went to a Thai winery and got pissed
  • Went snorkeling in the Gulf of Thailand
  • Went wind-surfing in the Andaman Sea
  • Went to Thailand’s highest temple and got blessed by a monk
  • Only occasionally saw a sky full of stars
  • Watched Kylie Minogue, live in concert
  • Celebrated my first Christmas away from home
  • Missed all of my family’s birthdays
  • Bought new boots
  • Bought a new mobile phone
  • Bought a new laptop and got connected, baby
  • Bought a new fish, ‘Nit Noi’
  • Found an amazing tailor
  • Survived Bangkok protests, bombings, fires, an economic downturn and several drinking sessions with my rugby mates
  • Sweated more than the previous five years combined
  • Got pissed in three separate swim-up bars
  • Learned to surf
  • Learned Thai cooking techniques
  • Learned Cambodian cooking techniques
  • Learned a bit of Thai language
  • Learned a bit more about myself
  • Read 18 books
  • Started reading The Economist and love it
  • Supported the pirated DVD trade with the purchase of about 70 new DVDs
  • Enjoyed my first ever ladyboy show
  • (Painfully) enjoyed my first ever Thai massage
  • Fell asleep before midnight again on New Years Eve