Being green & pondering my mortality
Ever wondered how long you've got until fate makes you pull up stumps? I do.
With the green winds of change starting to blow even stronger in Australia, I thought I'd better also consider how a dirty capitalist like myself can actually make a few dollars to finance my hetero life partner's t-shirt addiction, whilst also being environmentally responsible.
Enter 'The Cadaver Calculator'. Not only does it provide a monetary value for how much you can sell your 'spare parts' for at the end of a day's play, but it can also provide you with the satisfaction that you're making the right steps toward true posthumous environmental sustainability.
Really, dying is just a bloody strain on the earth. Hopefully scientists will pull their algebraic heads out of their asses and develop some sort of inter-space jettison device to shoot people beyond the earth's atmosphere. We've battered the earth long enough.
Here's how I got on:
$4200.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth. From Mingle2 - Free Online Dating
How much are you worth? What would you do with the money?
3 comments:
why am I only worth 4150? is it my eyesight? or liver? or because I'm short and fat? .......
$4350 = I rock.
Mum
Grain of salt, Mum. They were just confused because you're absolutely priceless.
Willis
Did you know that $4350 can feed a family of four in Somalia for about three years.
Just putting it out there, man.
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