Balancing the equation

OK, so I haven't blogged for a while. Reason? I've done the maths and come up with an equation to explain:

β(λ²) - TBT = μ

To balance the equation:

GH = β(λ) + TBT = MB

β: Belly
λ: Work commitment
TBT: TrashBag Times
μ: Boring, cranky bastard
GH: General happiness
MB: More blogging

OK, so Willis and Clare may be the only two with the mathematical background to understand. At least my short time with Mr Magdy Habib in 3-unit was worth something.

Get ready for an megablog...